Nightmare on Wedding Street

Since I started planning our wedding last May, every so often I'll have a terrible dream about things going wrong, unplanned, or just down right crazy on the big day. Berto even admitted last week that he had a bad dream about the wedding. I've decided to keep track:

#1: Berto was wearing an Underarmour shirt w/ the sleeves cut off and pajama pants at the end of the aisle and the entire wedding party danced into the church to the 90210 theme song in the style of that infamous Chris Brown YouTube video.

#2: My teeth fell out as I was getting my dress on/getting ready. Blood was everywhere, and a frantic search for the teeth ensued but they were no where to be found.

#3(Berto's): He is searching for all the elements of his well-planned, ok agonized-over, attire and can't find them. When he is finally together and pleased with his get up, he realizes that he is at our house in Lyons, an hour and a half away from the church, and the wedding starts in 15 minutes.

#4: Last night I dreamed that there weren't enough tables in the hall and the seating arrangement just did NOT work. Also, the photo booth was absent, and I realized that I never paid them the final balance, so there were no favors. My wedding colors had also mysteriously changed to black and green, very reminiscent of Molly & Jason's Bachelor wedding this week...

UPDATE 4/3:

#5: Last night Berto & I were saying out vows, and I was thinking to myself, wait, how did this day get here already? How did we skip the shower, bachelorette party, and rehearsal dinner? Then later during the ceremony, when it's time for Berto to kiss the bride, he instead pulled a microphone from his tux jacket and broke out into Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You." And he sounded just like him. Then instead of getting on the charter bus to Klehm Aboretum, for some reason, we went into this tiny little hall at the church and ate breakfast??